a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
methblue
this is like 1998 chain email-level content
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